i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Randomize