People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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