Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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