Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
