Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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