i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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