BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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