My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
