So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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