I just saw a hot homeless man
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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