I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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