Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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