And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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