She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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