Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Im part way to drunk.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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