You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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