Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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