i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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