Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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