So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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