shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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