Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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