im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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