so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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