did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
well you can't waste a boner
I cut my penus on the lid.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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