break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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