i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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