I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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