She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
