Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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