jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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