You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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