i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
