there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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