Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
pop tarts are not kleenex
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
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