it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
