Kiss
Puke
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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