Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Let's paint friendship bongs
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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