Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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