OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
