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I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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