New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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