You're completely useless in the revolution.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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