your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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