so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Do plants get herpes?
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