But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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