it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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