Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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