physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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