I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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