dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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